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About Dreams & Shit
My Philosophy
My Philosophy
My Philosophy
If I give you a road map you cant fuck up to bad
My Experience
My Philosophy
My Philosophy
If you can fuck it up, you probably will.
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constant entertainment & sexy time
Video
Cause I'm your little potato.
Date Nights
Tubing
Delaware River Tubing, Roll Some Joints in a waterproof container and float on down the river
Skinny Dipping
Break into Tiki or wait for your parents to be out of town for something
Tattoo Convention
Wildwood is always fun but they have them all over and we can really go any time
Weed Shows
They have them in AC all the time but again we can go to them anywhere anytime really
Top Golf
Always Down for a competitive night :)
NYC (Central Park)
This is a great one but one we want to do soon because it will be way to hot soon and we want to see everything still blooming
Secret Date
Hope it lives up to the hype :p
Boardwalk Rides & Water Park
We got our taste the other night but well have a full day to go at it like kids!
Fancy Brunch
Do a fancy Brunch maybe even double date type get dressed up and brunch like fancy rich adults
Winery
A winery with a good menu or cool food trucks and have a cute either one or winery hoping day, now that i have a DD :P
Phillies Game
I still can't believe you've never been to one but I'm so excited to be your first
Eagles
Because that cant be our only story
Rent a Boat (Day Trip)
whether its just us or we put a crew together, we need atleast one good boat day out!
Berry Picking
Blueberries, Strawberries, Whateverberries then we can try to bake something weedie with them after
Pillow Fight
Because why cant competitively fucking each other up be a date
Couples Massage
Because sometimes neither of us feels like it lol
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Wish List
Burberry Trench Coat
Goals
6 Month- Year
Plans for the future
Car
Get a car so you can stop using the dads car excuse
Vegas
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Australia
October for my 30th
Snow Birds
Savanah for winter 2024-2025
Boating License (Matt)
Because how do you live down the shore and not have it
Scuba Certification (Missy)
I Always said i would do it before Australia
Passport (Matt)
Cant do Australia without it!
TSA- Pre Check (Matt)
Because standing in line alone isnt fun lol
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